your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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