a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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