nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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