im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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