Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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