She's JV to your varsity
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I need to align my fucking chakras
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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