Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
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Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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