I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
They are going to name an STD after you.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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