I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
