weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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