i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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