i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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