Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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