You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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