Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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