Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
These tits shall not be calmed
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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