Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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