You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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