You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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