Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Watching her eat just hurts me
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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