we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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