they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I could have mohawked her pubes.
My pussy is not your playground.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
There r osticjed everywhere
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
