Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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