I wanna passion pit in your ass
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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