i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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