P.S. I can't hear my feet
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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