Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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