It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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