singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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