Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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