Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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