Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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