He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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