Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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