yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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