Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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