I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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