Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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