You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Your mouth is God's brothel.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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