OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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