Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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