This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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