And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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