I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I would fuck him just for his dog
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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