$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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