I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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