Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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