I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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