Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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