she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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