another moral hangover. fuck.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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