i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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