So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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