just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
the liver wants what the liver wants
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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