i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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