yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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