I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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