so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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